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  1. fallin4you34 fallin4you34
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 8:27pm UTC
    Today, I read this fact saying Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.
    I laughed at how ridiculous that was.
    Now I feel like a hypocrite because I swear I just saw a duck out my window.
    MLIA.

  2. emitob052898 emitob052898
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 8:23pm UTC
    I'TS CALLED...ITS CALLED A BUTT!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. CPC CPC
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 8:12pm UTC
    The Itsy-Bitsy Spider Rihanna remix
    The Itsy-Bitsy Spider went up the water spout.
    Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
    Because he had no umbrella-ella-ella ay ay ay.
    all Mine! plz fav?
    7486c7ba-900b-4b63-9da1-77e4512ebd89
    1.03.01

  6. KissMySass_x33 KissMySass_x33
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 8:14pm UTC
    HERE'S TO THE KIDS
    who are straight up ; [ s m a r t a s s e s ]
    and just don't care.
    - Pete Wentz.

  7. xxbabyguurl xxbabyguurl
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 8:09pm UTC
    8:02pm ; 9.10.2010(:

  8. hellomisspam hellomisspam
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 8:10pm UTC
    You know that guy......
    The one in elementry school......
    Who cracked all the jokes.......
    yeah.............
    I'm falling in love with him.

  9. xnevershoutsalena xnevershoutsalena
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 8:10pm UTC
    am i the only one who
    stares at the t.v. blankly and thinks.
    wow, that guy is really annoying?
    click the organ if this happens to you.


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  11. sillyslinky sillyslinky
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 8:05pm UTC
    There's this dude,
    In my class that looks like Justin Bieber. But no one agrees with me just because his hair is short.

  12. neoncolorsxx neoncolorsxx
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 7:58pm UTC
    I love how
    on TV shows, the people spend like 10 minutes at their locker and I only get four minutes in between classes
    *neoncolorsxx*

  13. emilyyrose333 emilyyrose333
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 8:02pm UTC
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  14. mikeyrox34 mikeyrox34
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 7:32pm UTC
    &* Today
    he texted me back while playing COD. ♥

  15. kizzlepop kizzlepop
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 7:53pm UTC
    MeanGirls Quote #1
    "Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white!"

  16. sillyslinky sillyslinky
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 7:54pm UTC
    I like to use the word "dude"
    as a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective.

  17. ILoveToSmile ILoveToSmile
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 7:55pm UTC
    I want a guy like Bruno Mars.
    Who's with me?!

  18. ohthattkelseyy ohthattkelseyy
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 7:56pm UTC
    yourestillthereforme♥
    wherevertheremightbe♥
    andifanoceanliesbetweenus,
    illsendamessageacrossthesea♥♥♥
    to all the 9/11/01 war veterans, and all the lives that were lost.
    also to my baby cousin hannah, who was born on 9/11/01, happy birthday baby, i'll record the hannah montana song for you♥

  19. kizzlepop kizzlepop
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 7:56pm UTC
    looking down
    every aisle in the supermarket
    trying to look
    for your parents xD

  20. gracyfacie24 gracyfacie24
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 7:45pm UTC
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