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Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture.  :/
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Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped,

3 faves · Jul 30, 2009 11:18am

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