Only in America......
Can a pizza get to your house faster than
an ambulance.
Are there handicap parking spaces in
front of ice skating rinks.
Do drug stores make sick people walk all the way
to the back to get medicine, but
healthy people can buy cigerettes at the
front.
Do people order double
cheeseburgars, large fry, and a deit
coke.
Do banks leave their doors wide open, but
chain their pens to the front counters.
Do we leave thousands of dollars cars in the drive
way, and put useless junk locked up in the
garage.
Do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10, and
buns packages of eight.
Do we use the
word "politics" to describe a
process: "Poli" meaning
many, and "tics" meaning
blood sucking creatures.
