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Weird Conversations With My Friends #2:

*Molly laying on the ground with her head in my lap for a movie day in band*

Molly: Your crotch is bony.

*All the guys look at molly quizzically*

Me: You've known that for a while now.

*All guys' jaws drop to the floor as they look back and forth between the two of us*

~New series~

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