MY RAP! PLZ READ.
HOLLER & POP YOUR COLLAR.
FO SHO HOMESLICE
PICK UP A PIECE OF BREAD, AINT THAT NICE?
ALL MY HOMEES OVER HERE, ALL MY HOMEES OVER THERE
LET ME HEAR YOU SWEAR TO NEVER LEAVE.
HOME DAWGS IN THE HOUSE WITH MICKEY MOUSE,
HEY HEY I MISS THE OLD DAYS
WHEN CHEERIOS WERE 4 CENTS A BOX.
OH GRANDMOTHA LOOK ME IN THE EYE
REMEMBER BACK WHEN I WASN'T ALIVE?
UH OH THERE'S A DOG ON MY SHOE.
A HOT DOG. H-H-H-HOT DOG.
IT'S THE WEIRD ONES WITH CHEESE IN THE MIDDLE.
YOU KNOW HOW I DO.
THIS ONE GIRL TOLD ME THAT
BLACK CONVERSES MAKE YOU EMO.
AND I SAY HEY NO EMO NO EMO MAZING.
WHAT WHAT?! I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT.
LET'S JUST SAY ELMO'S MY MOM AND
COOKIE MONSTER IS MY STEPDAD WORD.