WHEN i WAS BORN YOU GAVE ME A BALLO0N THATS SAiD WELCOME 2 EATRH.. EVEN THOUGH YOU WANTED iT TO SAY WELCOME TO HELL.
WHEN i GET OLDER EACH BiRTHDAY YOU GIVE BE A BiRTHDAY CARD THAT SAYS HAPPiE BiRTHDAY! .. BUT i KNOW YOURE REALLiE THiNKiNG "ONLiE A FEW MORE YEARS"
WHEN i GO TO THE HOSPiTAL YOU GiVE ME BALLO0NZS THAT SAY "GET WELL SO0N!".. BUT YOURE THiNKiNG "MAYBE THiS TiME!"
SO WHEN i DiE AND YOU GiVE ME A CARD iN MY CASKET THAT SAYS YOU'LL MiSS ME, HOW ABOUT i SAVE YOU SOME MONEY NOW AND LET YOU KNOW iLL BE FiNE WiTH A CARD THAT SAYZS "FiNALLY" CAUSE iM THiNKiNG THE SAME THiNG