A man
staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a golf club
wrapped tightly
around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said
the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when
she sliced her ball into a pasture
of cows." "We went to look for it and while I was rooting
around, I noticed one of the cows had
something white at its rear end." "I walked over and
lifted up the tail and sure enough, there
was my wife's golf ball... stuck right in the middle of the cow's
butt. That's when I made my
mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey,
this looks like yours!'"
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and
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May 18, 2009 9:19pm
