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Isn't this great Squidward? Its just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us. - Spongebob Squarepants

You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought. We think?
- Patrick

Lets get naked!
- Patrick

I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly. - Mr. Krabs

Oh, barnacles! - Spongebob Squarepants

Squidward, you're steaming. You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter!
- Spongebob Squarepants

Next, I suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with Patrick! - Squidward

Rectangles! - Patrick

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!
- Spongebob Squarepants

Can't have dirty garbage! - Spongebob Squarepants

This city needs to be destroyed!!! Or at least painted another color.
- Squidward

I can't see my forehead!
- Patrick

My ice cream! It's alive!
- Patrick

Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today! - Spongebob Squarepants

Did I? Did I Patrick? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me into stealing the balloon?
- Spongebob Squarepants

Moss always points to civilization.
- Spongebob Squarepants

We'd better do what he says, he knows how to grow food.
- Patrick

Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here. - Squidward

You can't fool me. I listen to public radio!
- Squidward

Patrick! You forgot how to eat again! Come on, I'll get the funnel!
- Spongebob Squarepants

Guess what I found in my sock last night. Go ahead, guess!
- Spongebob Squarepants

I just thought of something even funnier than 24... 25!
- Spongebob Squarepants

Excuse me, sir, but you're sitting on my body, which is also my face. - Spongebob Squarepants

Gary, I'm absorbing his blows like I'm made of some sort of spongy material.
- Spongebob Squarepants

I'm so cold, I can use my nose drippings as chopsticks.
- Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob, I'm a big man. A big, big man!
- Patrick

Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. - Patrick

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Top 27 quotes of Spongebob & friends Isn't this great Squidward?

20 faves · 1 comments · May 14, 2009 8:19pm

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shoppy4pink · 1 decade ago
this is the best !
thank you for making this !
spongebob is the sweeeet !
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