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I Hate it When People Ask :

1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme much of a choice there, now did ya sunshine??)
2) Did you get a haircut? (no... umm my hair shrunk over night?..!!)
3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished! .... out of nowhere)
4) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked if u don't mind)
5) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no ..your supposed to stare at it until it does something by its self)
6) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it that is)
7) *doctor* How are you today? (ya know, im doing just Great! I just like your company )
8) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay.. derr)
9) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week.. (its a habbit))
10) Are you always funny? (no, ... i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays ??)

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