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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important

8 faves · 7 comments · Apr 25, 2009 12:54pm

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amarie813

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i_jock_u · 1 decade ago
DELETE THE QUOTE IT'S MINE!!
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softball42796 · 1 decade ago
ya r u gonna give me credit? thanks guys ;)
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field_hockey_rocks_yeah · 1 decade ago
ya are you gonna give her credit or not??
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tennislover888 · 1 decade ago
softball42796 is the person who originally made the quote
yea i love this quote! :-]

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sk8trgrlxx3 · 1 decade ago
ha this is hilarious.
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amarie813 · 1 decade ago
i forgot who wrote the quote so i just put not mine...sry
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field_hockey_rocks_yeah · 1 decade ago
yeah that's my friend's quote. it would be nice if you gave her credit.
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