The blonde test :)
lets see whos a dumb
blondeeee.
1 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when
you were talking
2 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when
you were NOT talking
3 [x] You have ran into a glass/screen
door
4 [x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
5 [x] You have thought of something
funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks
6 [] You have ran into a tree
7 [] It is possible to lick your elbow
8 [x] You tried to lick your elbow after you
read this
9 [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 [x] You just tried to sing them
11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and
fallen
12 [x] You have choked on your own spit
13 [] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't
get it.
14 [x] You didn't notice that in the last
question 'the' was spelled twice
15 [x] You just looked at it
16 [x] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 [x] A LOT of People have called you
slow
18 [] You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 [x] You tried to drink out of a
straw, but it went somewhere else on your face
20 [] You have caught yourself drooling
21 [] You've fallen asleep in class
22 [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what
you were talking about
24 [x] People are often shaking their heads
at you and walk away from
you
25 [x] You are often told to use your 'inside
voice'
26 [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
27 [] You have eaten a bug
28 [x] You are taking this test when you should be
doing something important.
29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or
insideout, and didn't realize it
30 [x] You've looked all over for something and
realized it was in your hand or pocket
31 [x] You sometimes post bulletins because you
are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even
when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
32 [x] You break a lot of things; just about
everydaay
33 [x] Your friends know not to use big words
around you
34 [x] You tilt your head when you're
confusedd
35 [x] You have fallen out of your chair
before
36 [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to
find pictures in the texture of the
ceiling/wall.
37 [x] The word 'umm' is used many times a day
38 [x] You called a friend and then
completely forgot what you were gonna say
39 [] You have spelled your name wrong
40 [x] You have packed to go somewhere and totally
forgot the most important thing
Ha! Only seven unchecked! I am so blondee. Dude, it like,
doesnt even come as an insult anymore. All of my teachers make fun
of me for saying 'like' after almost every word or saying 'Dude,'
all the time. So do my parents. It kinda scares me that I'm in
all level ones.....
The blonde test :) lets see whos a dumb blondeeee. 1 [x] Gum
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Apr 24, 2009 3:54pm
sccrhottie11 · 1 decade ago
wow okay you are yelling at everyone for making fun of blondes and your BRAGGING about being one now? okayy thenn...
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