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Have you ever heard the quote "keep you friends close but your enemies closer" well that's wrong its "keep your friends close so someone can drive you to your enemies house so you can throw up in their mailbox"
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Have you ever heard the quote "keep you friends close but your

8 faves · Feb 10, 2014 8:21pm

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