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1 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 [x]Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3 [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door 
4 [x]You have jumped out of a movingvehicle
5 [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks
6 [x] You have ran into a tree
7 [x] It Is possible to lick your elbow
8 []You tried to lick your elbow after you read this
9 [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 [] You just tried to sing them
11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 [x] You have choked on your own spit
13 [] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.  
14 [x] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 [x] You just looked at it
16 [] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 [x]A LOT of People have called you slow
18 [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire 
19 [x]   You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went somewhere else on your face
20 [x] You have caught yourself drooling
21 [] You've fallen asleep in class
22 [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 []People are often shaking their heads at you and walk away from you      
25 [x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
27 [ ] You have eaten a bug
28 [] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or insideout, and didn't realize it
30 [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket 
31 [x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
32 [x]You break a lot of things
33 [x]Your friends know not to use big words around you
34 [x]You tilt your head when you're confused
35 [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
36 [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
ceiling/wall.
37 [x] The word 'umm' is used too many times a day
38 [x] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say 
39 [x] You have spelled your name wrong
40 [x] You have packed to go somewhere and totally forgot the most important thing

50 [x] When making a list you started counting by 10's instead of 1's
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1 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

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