I've got
a little willy, I put it in my bum
Me and my
bum have all kinds of fun
Me and my
willy are really old friends
Water popped
out where my willy hole ends
Silly old
willy, look what you've done
You've
got water on my friendly old bum
My
willy's silly and a little bit dumb
And my bum
eats plums 'cos a plum tastes yum
Willy bum
bum bum bum
Enough about
my willy and more about my bum
I can fit my
friendly old thumb
Right in my
bum when I do a little fart
Air popped
out where my bum hole starts
I found a
wasp, put it in my bum
Stung my
rect.m, now my bum hole's numb
Silly old
wasp, look what you've done
Gotta put
ice on my friendly old bum
Willy bum
bum, willy willy bum bum
Willy bum
bum bum bum bum bum
Enough about
my bum, more about my willy
My willy
gets small when my bum hole's chilly
My friendly
old bum is covered in frost
My bum got
stung by a cross old wasp
Smelly old
wasp, this isn't fun
How should I
fix my cold old bum?
Go outside
and put my bum in the sun
And my bum
got burnt and then begun singing
Willy bum
bum, willy willy bum bum
Willy bum
bum, willy willy bum bum
Willy bum
bum bum bum, wasp
Silly old
willy and a burnt old bum
Out in the
sun with my pants undone
Where are my
plums? Did they get lost?
It's all
your fault you smelly old wasp
"Let's get
drunk", I said to my bum
"It
will taste nice on my friendly old tongue"
My greedy
old bum said "I want some!"
Put a funnel
in my bum and a bottle of rum
Willy bum
bum, willy willy bum bum
Willy bum
bum, willy willy bum bum
Willy bum
bum, willy willy bum bum
Willy bum
bum bum bum
You smelly
old wasp!
You silly
old willy!
You friendly
old bum!
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Anonymous_Nicole* · 1 decade ago
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So I read this, listen to it, die a little on the inside, then I read the thing going to the next page and it says "More Intellectual Quotes," and then I died again because it was right after this song.