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  1. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2015 2:15am UTC
    I love the way you shut the heck up I love it.

  2. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2015 2:13am UTC
    One time there was this end of year concert and our male principal
    came out in a wig and skirt and ran onto stage singing the dancing
    queen.

  3. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2015 2:11am UTC
    It's always fun and games until the internet run slower than me.

  4. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2015 2:08am UTC
    Row, row, row your boat the heck away from me
    you better watch the frickity frack out bc my face will make you pee

  5. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2014 6:24pm UTC
    Honest opinions, Wittians.
    Is it better or worse to tell the guy/girl you like how you feel about them?
    All of my friends have different opinions, and now I really would like to know which is better.

  6. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2014 5:35pm UTC
    blood caked beneath my nails, it's worse than it looks. i don't dig my hands into old wounds, and i don't really care for killing - there's just an itch in the shallows of my skull, and i think i've dug too deep; i'm feeling kinda scared now, because i can see my brain, and it's full of so many things. it's sort of cramped, and it's kinda weird to think of your brain as an actual place instead of an actual brain, but it sort of is a place, because your brain holds memories and memories are just a bunch of places, really...right? the brain is a very big place, if you think about it, and that very big place is crammed and crushed into a very small space.

  7. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2014 8:49pm UTC
    she was bred in the summer, during the solstice; the longest day, the hottest day. she entered the world sunburnt, with a peeling nose and flaking scalp.
    and she had never once felt the cold, burning was the default and scolding was the peak. thermometers always broke; glass in her mouth, spirits on her tongue. sometimes it hurt, and always it was exhausting.
    even in the snow, stripped bare, her skin was flushed - red as an english rose, freckled and bright - she shone with perspiration; sweat trailing into the dip of her mouth, the taste bitter like acidic rain. the surface of her cheek streaked with evaporated tears.
    When she cries, the room becomes oppressive - her very own amazonia, right in the heart of manáos - and I am left, stuck on the bed as i wait for the the rain to stop choking me with its humidity. She apologises so much, always with such sincerity, it leaves my throat sealed and my mouth parched like uluru during mai wiyaringkupai.
    she laughs though, often and always, and these days are best. the room becomes clear, bright with a pleasant heat - a picture perfect postcard. i love her laugh, it is brash and unapologetic and it makes me feel the sun; this is gravely important, as i have never felt the heart of summer, just as she has never felt the cold embrace of winter.
    i hold her hand, and it is so hot in comparison to my own, i swear i see steam emerge from the spaces between our fingers. She smiles wide and her lip cracks down the middle, as dry as paranal. i want to kiss her. i really do.
    i bet she tastes like the solstice; the longest day, the hottest day.

  8. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 6:22pm UTC
    he was cold and it sometimes hurt to touch him, he made my skin itch with the tell-tale signs of frostbite setting in and sometimes i would cringe. i never shied away though, because the pain was worth the touch, the blessing.
    permanently, he was tainted blue, like lake fryxell or the Odessa sky in spring.
    bundled in blankets and burning his hand with the iron, he shivered.
    i loved his cheeks, they had a sign of life - they were red, blood vessels rushing to the surface - a kiss from jack frost. i was jealous.
    i made him angry once and it was beautiful. snow fell from the ceiling, a blizzard in the bedroom, defying logic and reason. it did not stop for hours - it did not melt - and when his mother died; he cried, and the room cried with him - lightening and thunder; the dark roar that makes children scream and hide beneath their beds. this, too, lasted for many hours. the snow melted, and my carpet was soaked with the smell of petrichor. he apologised and i did not understand why, because i've always loved the rain - the sound, the smell, the touch, the taste.
    i bet he tasted like rain.

  9. mcnuggets* mcnuggets*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2014 3:17pm UTC
    OMG HI IM BACK ITS SO DIFFERENT

  10. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 11:26pm UTC
    omg I'm so frustrated but like a good frustrated and omg what is this

  11. addy* addy*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 11:01pm UTC
    School isn't even about learning anymore. It's all about passing classes. Like, what's the point?

  12. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 7:26pm UTC
    but people aren't just puzzles that can be created and taken apart, because with puzzles you can tell when a piece is missing - you spot a gape and you have a vague idea as to what piece is missing - people aren't like that. we are sand, we consist of hundreds of thousands of molecules, we are several hundred million grains of sand and sometimes a grain will fall from the sculpture that is our bodies and our souls. with time we wither as the ocean soaks into our frame and soon we start to sag, the grains collapse and crumple - some fall off in chunks - but we do not notice because we consist of so many little pieces that one grain will not be missed. until one day, after several million grains of sand - several million grains of you - have crumpled and been washed away by the ocean do you start to feel empty, and you notice this gape within you and you have no idea as to when or even how you had lost this part of yourself, you cannot find it because it consisted of many pieces and it is so very small. it has no shape, it is just a mass of nothing, and you crawl along the floor in a vain attempt to find all your missing pieces but they all look the same and is this piece even yours or are you stealing someone else's missing grains of sand? we do not consist of five hundred pieces of cardboard cut into geometric shapes, we are sand and we erode at a pace so slow we do not even realise we are missing chunks of ourselves until the ocean has eaten everything that makes us who we are.

  13. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2014 10:42pm UTC
    I've lied through my teeth my whole life.
    My dentist complains that I lie too much, and as a consequence I hardly have any teeth left. I try to be more honest, so that I can salvage the few teeth I have left, but being truthful is difficult when you live in fear of being judged.

  14. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2014 2:06pm UTC
    my head was full
    of endless, insistent
    chatter. this confused me,
    because i could see no one talking.

  15. coolishowweroll coolishowweroll
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 2:12pm UTC
    Impossibilities in the world:
    1. You can count your hair.
    2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
    3. You can't breath when your tongue is out.
    Put your tongue back in fool!
    10 things I know about you:
    1. You are reading this.
    2. You are human.
    3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips.
    4. You just attempted to do it.
    6. You are laughing at yourself.
    7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5.
    9. You laugh because you are an idiot.
    10. You will tell someone about this so that they can try it too and see who else falls for it.

  16. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    you've rubbed my emotions so raw, that just like my flesh, they too, have started to bleed and ache

  17. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    do you hear my heart beating?
    i fear it will explode and paint my insides
    with all the emotions i could never express

  18. zer0* zer0*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    steve just followed me
    oh

  19. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    Dear boys, what does it mean when...
    -You tell a girl you like he over text
    -You text her the next day, all day
    -You never text her again
    -You don't make an effort to talk to her at school
    -When she tries to talk to you, you avoid her, ignore her or run away when you can
    -If she actualy gets a chance to talk to you, you act like a jerk and don't try to have an actual conversation with her
    -You still tell all of your friends how much you like her and talk about her a lot
    -You talk to her bestfriends a lot
    So ya. What does this mean???
    I really appreciate it if you take the time to decipher what it means amd comment.
    This is mostly made for guys advice, but girls are welcome to comment aswell.
    Thanks everyone!

  20. Casiguns Casiguns
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 5:15am UTC
    I've got a little willy, I put it in my bum
    Me and my bum have all kinds of fun
    Me and my willy are really old friends
    Water popped out where my willy hole ends
    Silly old willy, look what you've done
    You've got water on my friendly old bum
    My willy's silly and a little bit dumb
    And my bum eats plums 'cos a plum tastes yum
    Willy bum bum bum bum
    Enough about my willy and more about my bum
    I can fit my friendly old thumb
    Right in my bum when I do a little fart
    Air popped out where my bum hole starts
    I found a wasp, put it in my bum
    Stung my rect.m, now my bum hole's numb
    Silly old wasp, look what you've done
    Gotta put ice on my friendly old bum
    Willy bum bum, willy willy bum bum
    Willy bum bum bum bum bum bum
    Enough about my bum, more about my willy
    My willy gets small when my bum hole's chilly
    My friendly old bum is covered in frost
    My bum got stung by a cross old wasp
    Smelly old wasp, this isn't fun
    How should I fix my cold old bum?
    Go outside and put my bum in the sun
    And my bum got burnt and then begun singing
    Willy bum bum, willy willy bum bum
    Willy bum bum, willy willy bum bum
    Willy bum bum bum bum, wasp
    Silly old willy and a burnt old bum
    Out in the sun with my pants undone
    Where are my plums? Did they get lost?
    It's all your fault you smelly old wasp
    "Let's get drunk", I said to my bum
    "It will taste nice on my friendly old tongue"
    My greedy old bum said "I want some!"
    Put a funnel in my bum and a bottle of rum
    Willy bum bum, willy willy bum bum
    Willy bum bum, willy willy bum bum
    Willy bum bum, willy willy bum bum
    Willy bum bum bum bum
    You smelly old wasp!
    You silly old willy!
    You friendly old bum!

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