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Me 2 years ago: *Falls in love with Ellie Goulding*

World 2 years ago: Who the f*ck is Ellie Goulding

Me: *gets mad*

World 3 months ago: OMG Burn is sooooo amazing!!1! ily Ellie 4eva

Me: *gets madder*

World: OMG she went near Niall Horan!1!1 She's a wh*re! Die!

Me: *Rubs temples*

World: OMG she went onstage with Taylor Swift!! I bet that's why she became a wh*re1!

Me: *Sighs*

World: OMG Sl*t!!! She went near Ed Sheeran and Niall in one night I f*cking hate her!!!

Me: *Flips Table*

Me: *Takes deep breath*

Me: Alright MotherF*ckers, lets go.
1. Ellie is brilliant.
2. She's been friends with Taylor for months now
3. She had a boyfriend when she first met Niall
4. He's like 20? She's 26 no
5. IMO Niall has a bit of a crush on her not the other way around.
6. She tweeted about her and Ed being friends.

Leave them all, Ellie, Ed and Niall the hell alone they're all adults and can do what they want okay? okay. 

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Me 2 years ago: *Falls in love with Ellie Goulding* World 2 years

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