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My best friend calls me Turtle.

It started off as a joke, because I'm always so slow in the morning.


But then it stuck, because during a two week phase while my family was in Dubai and I broke my ankle so I couldn't go...

I didn't leave the house..
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My best friend calls me Turtle. It started off as a joke, because

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food · bestie · nickname · turtle · funny