Russell: Good afternoon. My name is Russell. And I am a wilderness explorer in tribe 54, Sweat lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?

Carl: No.

Russell: I could help you cross the street.

Carl: No.

Russell: I could help you cross your yard.

Carl: No.

Russell: I could help you cross… your porch.

Carl: No.

Russell: Well, I gotta help you cross something.

Carl: No, I’m doing fine.