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Friend: Do you ever check behind the shower curtain.. for murderers?
Me: Everyday, why?
Friend: Well, what if you find one? Then what's your plan? You're toast..
Me: B.tch please. I never check without a weapon.. Get it together.
Friend: ...

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Friend: Do you ever check behind the shower curtain.. for murderers?

5 faves · Jun 25, 2013 3:28pm

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Bitter_Sweet

shower · weapon · murderer · funny

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Friend: Do you ever check behind the shower curtain.. for murderers?

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Bitter_Sweet

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shower · weapon · murderer · funny