Me: I (hic) hate (hic)
hiccups!
Aunt: Just
hold a butterknife against your cheek and drink a glass of
water.
Me: ...
Only because I'm desperate.
Me: (holds
butterknife against cheek and drinks glass of water, chokes, and
almost dies)
Aunt: Holy crap! Are you
okay?
Me: No- Hey! No
hiccups!
