LORELAI: The cat’s name is Kirk?
KIRK: Yup.
LORELAI: Weird coincidence or…
KIRK: I named him Kirk.
LORELAI: Isn’t that confusing?
KIRK: Not when you think about it.
LORELAI: No, it’s still confusing.
KIRK: I like the name, and whenever I call Kirk’s name, I obviously won’t be calling myself… Although when my mom calls for Kirk, that may be confusing. Maybe I can get her to say Cat-Kirk when she’s calling Kirk, and Human-Kirk when she’s calling me.
RORY: That would keep it straight.
KIRK: I’m glad I ran into you. See ya.
LORELAI: See ya, Human-Kirk!
RORY: Bye, Human-Kirk!

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