EMBARISSING MOMENT #1

ok so when I was a toddler I looked like a boy except in this one photo where I have like barely any hair and I'm wearing a dress.
this photo lives in a frame labled "me and my mummy" a photo of me looking like a three year old boy lives next to it in a similar frame entitled "me and my daddy" and that was fine. until a friend came over and spotted the photos

friend looks at photo of me in a dress: "aw!! you were such a cute little baby!"
me: um, thanks
friend looks at other photo: *confused* "who's this little guy?"
me: *crud! what do I do?! she know's I'm an only child!!!* Uh... that's my cousin. yeah! my cousin!
friend: but.... that's your dad.... and the picture says me and my daddy.
me: we have a very complex family.
friend:..... I'm gonna go now.
me:*what the hell!!! we have a complex family? what was I thinking!?"