rebecca* · 1 decade ago
i cant find the notifications with our conversations in it again why do i keep doing this omg
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
oops oh well can we continue here
also fALL OUT BOY TICKETS
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
okay broo
aND I KNOWOOWOWOW
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
are yOU BUYIUNG THEMMNM
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
IM GONNA TRY MANNNNNNN
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
i waNT TO GO WITH MY FRIEND BUT MES PARENTES DONT THINK WE'RE RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO GO WITHOUT AN ADULT BUT I WILL GET TO NEW YORK SOMEHOW MY CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE DRAMA QUEEN STORY HAS BEGUN
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
OMG FILM IT AND PUT IT ON YOUTUBE OMGGGGGGGGGG
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
I WANT THIS TO BE MADE INTO A DISNEY CHANNEL MOVIE
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
SNEAKING TO NYC TO SEE FALL OUT BOY SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD DISNEY MOVIE TO ME
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
IT MIGHT BE PHILLY BUT EITHER WAY I THINK I WANT TIM BURTON TO DIRECT THE WHOLE THING BECAUSE THEN I GET TO MEET JOHNNY DEPP
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
HE'D PROBABLY CAST JOHNNY DEPP AS YOU THOUGH TBH
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
I DONT EVEN MIND I MEAN DEPP
ALSO IF JOHNNY DOESNT GET THE PART OF ME CAN PATRICK PLAY ME I THINK WE BOTH HAVE THAT ANGEL FACE
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
OMG PATRICK AND HES REALLY SHORT IT COULD WORK MAN GET HIS AUTOGRAPH FOR ME
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
IS IT SAD THAT IM SHORTER THAN PATRICK I MEAN BUT SURE BRO ILL MAKE SURE HE KNOWS OF UR EXISTENCE ILL EVEN GET HIM TO MEET YOU #PINKYSWEARVE
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
ITS OKAY SO IS MY MOM OMG
AND YEEEES THANKNTKNAKFANKYOU
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
DO U WNT TO MEAT PETEE TOO
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
UM YES OBVIOUSLY
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
OK I CAN DO THIS I JUST NEED TO SIGN A MOVIE DEAL FIRST
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
YOU GOT THIS COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
SO HOW TO I GET PATRICK TO BE ME DO I TWEET HIM A LOT OR SEND HIM CANDY HOW DO I DO THIS
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
BOTH OMG JUST GET HIM TO DO IT AND IF U CAN DO THAT PETE WONT BE A PROBLEM BC LETS FACE IT HE FOLLOWS PATRICK ERRYWHERE
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
"ILL FOLLOW U UNTIL U LOVE ME"
PETE SINGS AS LADY GAGA JOINS HIM
"IM UR PETAPETAPETARAZZI"
"ILY PATRJCK"
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK OH MY GODOJFK;AK;
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
I MAKE U SPIT DRINKS A LOT OOP
BUT I THINK THAT SHOULD BE ON THE NEW ALBUM Y/N
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
UR RLY FUNNY MAN I CANT HELP IT OMG
I THINK THEY SHOULD DO THAT IN EVERY CONCERT FROM NOW ON
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
IM MAD THAT THEY DIDNT THINK OF THIS BEFORE PETE IS A LYRICAL GENIUS SO WHY I MEAN
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
HES A LYRICAL GENIUS BUT THEN AGAIN HES WRITTEN THE LYRICS "SOMETIMES I WANNA QUIT THIS SONG AND BECOME AN ACCOUNTANT" AND WELL I MEAN
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
WELL I MEAN IF HE WAS A SINGING ACCOUNTANT THATS DIFFERENT THATS A BROADWAY MUSICAL HIT RIGHT THERE
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
WHAT IF PETE WROTE A MUSICAL I WOULD DIE
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
WHAT WOULD THE MUSICAL EVEN BE ABOUT THOUGH WOULD IT JUST BE A MUSICAL INTERPRETATION OF PROCLAIMING HIS LOVE TO PATRJCKL
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
I WOULD PAY GOOD MONEY FOR THAT OH MY GOD IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN ARE U SSERIOUS LIKE AN HOUR OF PETE SAYING I LOVE U PATRICK
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
YES JUST IN PARODIES OF SONGS WITH GUEST STARS LIKE LADY GAGA, GERARD WAY, REBECVA BLACK, DANYUL HOWELL, BILLY MAYES, CHRIS COLFER, ETC - ITLL BE GR8 WITH A CAPITAL 8
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
CAN WE MAKE THIS HAPPEN PLS LETS WRITE TO PETE RN IT H AS TO HAPPEN I REPEAT H A S T O
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
CAN WE BE IN IT TOO PLS
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
OF COURSE WE'LL BE THE STARS
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
WAIT CAN WE ACTUALLY BE STARS LIKE WHILE PETE IS PROPOSING TO PAtRJCK WE'LL BE TAPED TO THE CEILINGG IN STAR-SHAPED COSTUMES SINGING A LOVE SONG
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
YES WE'LL SING ME & YOU IT'S ONLY FITTING TO HAVE A FALL OUT BOY SONG SUNG DURING THE PROPOSAL
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
BUT WHAT SONG WILL WE CHOOSE I MEAN THERES SO MUCH TO CHOOSE FROM?!>!>???
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
I'M LIKE A LAWYER BC ITS JUST PERF
OR OOROROROROOROROROROR
GINASFS EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT ////REALLY/// A LOVE SONG ITS OBV ABTUO PATIRCK SO I EMEAN
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
CAN WE MAKE A REMIX OF THE 2 WILL THAT TWERK
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
THAT WILL TWERK OMFG YE ASDJS;A
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
YEAHHHH rEMIX DOING SEXY BUTT DANCING = BEST MUSICAL EVER MAN
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
OK. LET ME GET MY PEN AND PAPER AND WRITE TO PETE WENTZ BC THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN RYGHT WNOE
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
IM REALLY BAD AT MUSIC THOUGH SO U HAVE TO RECORD ALL THE DEMOS FR PETEE BCOS I SOUND LIKE KURT IN PUBERTY

I WRITE SINS NOT PARODIES OOP
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
I CAN BARELY PLAY GUITAR THOUGH ALL I DO IS SING SO WE NEED TO FIND SOME MUSICIANS

AND
HI CAN U WRITE THE LYRICS BC THAT WAS PERF
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
YEAH I CAN DO LYRICS BUT I CANT SING SO GUITAR IS COOL WE CAN USE MY MAC TO MAKE UP FOR THE REST OF THE INSTRUMENTS KIN OF LIKE WHAT SKRILLEX DOES YK
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
WE GGOTT THIS WATCH OOUT PETE WENTZ WE'RE GCOMING FOR U
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
YEAH WE'RE COMING 4 U
YEAH WE'RE COMIN 4 U
ALL DA OTHER KIDS DONT LOVE PA-ATRJK
DONT LOVE PA-ATRICJ [LIKE I DO]
THATS LIKE PUMPED UP KICKS RITE THANK THAT HELPED ME MAKE A NEW CRAPPY PARODY BUT WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE SO
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
THAT CAN BE THE OPENER OKAY WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE WHAT NEEXTTT WHAT ABOUT CALL ME MAYBE
CALL ME PATRICK
IDK
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
HEY I JUST MET U
AND THIS IS CRAZY
IM DUMPING ASHLEEE
SO BE MY BBY<3
B4 U CAME INTO MY LIFE I MISSED U SO BAD
I MISSED U SO BAD
OH I WAS SO SO SAD
ILY PAT<3
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
THAT WAS ACTUALLY PERFECT U GOT THIS UR GR8 WITH A CAPITAL 8
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
A CAPTITAL 8 OMFG THNK
I NEED MORE SONGS DOE LIKE WHAT DO I DO
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
UMUMUMUAMDUSAMDUM
WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL
EVEN THOUGH
I HATE ONE DIRECTION
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
I FEEL U BRO BUT THATS A GOOD OSNG TO MAKE FUN OF

UR INSECURE
DONT KNOW WHAT FUR
WHEN I SEE U I PASS OUT - ON THE FLOOOOOOOR
WHEN I WAKE UP
I COVER UP (that doesnt make sense idc)
CUZ IF YOU SEE ME YOU'LL FIGURE IT OU--OUTOTU-OUTTTT
EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM CAN C IT
EVERYONE ELSE BUT UUUUU
PATRJK U LITE UP MY WRLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
THE WAY THAT YOU DYE UR HURR MAKES ME OVERWHELMED
THE WAY THAT YOU SMILE WHEN YOU SING -
IT AINT HARD TO TELL
YOU DONT KNOOOOOOOOOW
YOU DONT KNOW UR AN ANGEKL<3

OH DAMN THAT WAS THE WORST EVER BUTT I TRIED OOP
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
THAT WAS NOT THE WORST THAT WAS THE B E S TBESTBESTEBEST

ALSO HEY U ME AND CHLOE SHOULD START A CLUB BUT JUST FOR THE 3 OF US WHAT SHOULD WE CALL IT
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
IDK BUT WE SHOULD NAME IT SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD SO IF PEOPLE SEE US TALKJG ABOUT IT IN THE COMMENTS THEY'LL BE REALLY CONFUSED LIKE "HEY HIPPOPQTAMUS PO/RN MEETING TOMORROW AT THE TREEHOUSE" JUST BECAUSE YEAH
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
OMFG HIPPOPGTAMUS PO/RN I LOVE IT
CHLOE BETTER LOVE IT TOO BC I LOVE IT
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
I THIBK CLHOHEYOY WILL LOVE IT I MEAN
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
SHE LOVES EEVRYTHING EXCEPT JESUS PEOPLE
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
HER SAYING HOLY ROLLERS DOE ITS MY NEW FAVORITE WPORD
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
IVE USED IT SO MANY TIMES TODAY ITS LITERALLY THE BEST
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
WHENEVR I NEED TO ARGUE FOR GAY RIGHTS HOLY ROLLERS IS USUALLY INCLUDED IN THE HEAVY ARTILLERY (OR W/E THAT SAYING IS IDK)
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
SPEAKING OF WHICH SOME IDIOT IS TRYING TO CONVINCE ME ITS A CHOICE UM OKAY BRO IF ITS A CHOICE I THINNK THERE WOULD BE O GAY PEOPLE ON EARTH
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
DUDE JUST RESPONDED TO THAT PERSON SHE JUST UGHH DISAPPOINTS ME
"ILL PRAY FOR U" NO OK
IM FRIENDS WITH THIS KID ON FACEBOOK WE FIGHT HOLY ROLLER BIGOTS TOGETHER IN THE COMMENTS SECTION I LITERALLY USED TWO SENTENCES FROMM HIS ARGUMENT TO PROVE HER ENTIRE SHIIIT WRONG WITH SCIENCY WORDS AND ALL
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
YO GOOD JOB I WILL GO READ IT RNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
BUT SHE MADE ME SO MAD DOE LIKE NO I THINK GIRLS ARE HOT BECAUSE THEY ARE ITS NOT CHOICE IF I FIND THAT ATTRACTIVE ITS BECAUSE I JUST DO I CANT CONTROL SO NO U
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
YEAH EXACTLY FJDKSJA;OMFG LIKE NO IF ITS A CHOICE IM P SURE ID JUST CHOOSE TO BE 110% STRAIGHT EVERYTHING WOULD BE EASIER
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
I DONT WANT TO BE CONFUSED DO YOU THINK I ENJOY LIKING GIRLS ONE SECOND AND DUDES THE NEXT??? NO ID LIKE TO NOT BE SE/XUALITY CONFUSED SO YEAH 110% STR8 WOULD BE COOL WITH A CAPITAL 8 THANK
THATS WHAT JESUS STUFFERS DONT GET LIKE I DONT WANT THIS CONFUSION U THINK I WANT THIS CONFUSION NO GAY IS COOL BUT NO HELP STOP
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
LIKE I GAVE UP TRYING TO LABEL MYSELF ITS IMPOSSIBLE OMFG IF THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS GAY LIFE WOULD BE EASIER FOR ERRYONE
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
I DONT WANT TO BE RID OF GAYNESS BECAUSE AT TIMES ITS FAB
BUT ID LIKE TO BE RID OF BI
BECAUSE CAN I SELL THE STRAIGHT OR THE GAY LIKE EITHER ONE IS FINE WE CAN FLIP A COIN BUT I DONT WANT TO BE CONFUSED??????
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
WHAT IF EVERYONE WAS PANSEXUAL LIKE THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS SEXUALITY EVERYONE JUST LIKES EVERYONE WHAT IF THE ENTIRE WORLD WAS JUST IN A GIANT POLYGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH EACH OTHER
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL LIKE 'HEY UR HOT WE'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP NOW AND THERES NOTHING STOPPING US FROM GETTING MARRIED ILY THNKS'
PROBLEMS = SOLVED
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
THERE WE GO EXACTLY WHY ISNT THE WORLD LIKE THIS WTF
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
BECAUSE TE JESUS STUFFERS WOULD CONSIDER THAT TO BE WRONG AND WIULD NEVER ALLOW THAT TO HAPPEN????? IDK IT'S NOT FAIR
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
WHY DO WE ALLOW THEM OUT O FTHE HOUSE
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
THEIR CURFEW NEEDS TO BE LIKE NINE KN THE AFTERNNON OR EVEN EARLIER BECAUSE THEM BEING OUT LATE ISN'T SAFE NYMORS
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
NINE IN THE AFTERNOON OH MYGOD
THEIR CURFEW NEEDS TO BE ALWAYS
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
THAT'S MY CURFEW TOO BUT FOR THEM IT'S READONABLE
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
I DON'T HAVE A CURFEW CUZ I DONT GO ANYWHERE EVER
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
DURING THE SUMMER THE SUN IS UP UNTIL LIKE 11 PM SO THEN MY "FRIENDS" DRAG ME OUT TO DO EXERCISE AND HANG OUT OR WHATEVER NORMAL EARTHLINGS DO IDK
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
OMFG 11PM WHAT THE SUN IS ONLY UP TILL LIKE 7:30 WHAAAAAAAAAAAT
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
DUDE NEW JERSEY HAS LIKE ETERNAL SUNLIGHT IN SUMMER DIDNT U KNOW
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
NO OMFG WHAT I LIVE REALLY SOUTH MAN IT GETS DARK SUPER EARLY LIKE I WENT TO WASHINGTON LAST SUMMER AND I WAS SCARED BC IT WAS SUNNY AT 9PM
HOW DO U DEAL WITH THAT OMFG
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
I MEAN YOU GET TO STA Y OUT LATER ALSO ITS HARDER TO FALL ASLEEP AT YOUR LAPTOP IN BED BECAUSE SUNSET IS LIKE AT 2 IN TH EMORNING
THOUGH IN THE WINTER SUNSET IS AT LIKE 5 PM IT SUCKS YOU FEEL LIKE GOING TO SLEEP AT LIKE 6 PM????
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
OMG MAN THATS LAMMEEEMEMEME I WOULD HATE IT SO MUCH
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
SUNLIGHT IN THE NORTHEAST IS REALLY WEIRD OK ID LIKE TO LIVE IN CALIFORNIA WHERE IT MORE NORMAL
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
ONLY IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA ITS THE SAME IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA IDEK IF PEOPLE LIVE THERE LIKE SMOSH IS IN SACRAMENTO THATS ALL I KNOW WHAT IS NORTHERN CALIFORNIA IS IT REAL
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
ISNT THAT WHERE SANTA LIVES WHEN ITS NOT JESUSMAS RIGHT???
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
MAYBE IDK MAN I THINK THEY HAVE LIKE CANADIANS
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
WAIT IS THAT LIKE WHERE THE JAPANESE LIVE TOO OR
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
NO I THINK THATS MEXICO ??? I COULD BE WRONG BUT
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
NO DUDE MEXICO IS THE PLACE WITH THE REINDEER YOURE THINKING OF FRNACE

ALSO I GOT A KIK AND ITS MAKING ME REALLY MAD?????
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
OH RIGHT THEY GOT THOSE SWEDISH PEOPLE RIGHT???

AND DUUUUUDE I HAVE A KIK TOO AND SO DOES CHLOE I WISH THERE WAS A WAY TO DO A 3 CONVERSATION WE COULD ALL TALK AT TH ESAME TIME OMFG BUT WHATS IT DOING OMG
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
WAIT SO IF FRANCE HAS SWEDISH PEOPLE SWEDEN HAS AUSTRALIA IN IT YEAH

AND YEAHBROOO ALTHOUGH WED ALL LIKE GO INSANE I WILL WRITE TO KIK ABOUT HAVING 3 CONVERSATIONSSS AND ITS BEING DUMB ITS SAYING I ALREADY HAVE AN ACCOUNT AND I DONT BECAUSE I DOWNLOADED IT LIKE 7 SECS AGO AND ITS NOT LETTING ME MAKE A NEW IM CONFUSED???
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
YEAH I THINK SO BUT WHATS IN AUSTRALIA

AND OMG THATS DUMB??? MAYBE SOMEONE USED UR EMAIL ALREADY SOMEHOW IDK THATS RELALY STUPID
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
AUSTRALIA IS LIKE NEAR GERMANY RIGHT SO LIKE BE/ER AND PRETZELS I THINK

I TRIED TO DDO LIKE SOME PASSWROD RECOVERY CRAP APPRENTLY I MADE AN ACCOUNT ON MY SH/ITTY 2G IPOD LIKE A FEW MONTHS AGO BUT NEVER USED IT AND DELETED IT??
SO I MOVED IT TO MY PHONE YAY I ACTUALLY HAVE A DECENT USERNAME ASIDE FROM BEING A COMPLETE ITIOT A FEW MONTHS AGO SSURPRISE????112??/
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
YEAH I THINK SO THATS BY LIKE NORTH DAKOTA

AND DUIUDE WHAT'S UR USERNAME WE SHOULD KIK

(that sounds so dirty)
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
NORTH DAKOTA IS LIKE THE CAPITAL OF BRAZIL RIGHT????

anD YEAH BRO ITS EASTCHEESUSNOWHERE BCOS IM A LOSER

(yes so dirty this should be in fanfic whoa)
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
YEAH I THINK SI???

ABD OKY I'LL KIK U WHEN I GET HOME

(can u imagine that omg)
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
AND SOUTH DKAKOTA IS LIKE RUSSIA THOSE ARE NEAR EACH OTHER I THINK

AND KK ALSO YOU CAN HAVE GROUP CONVOS I FEEL TECHNOLOGIALLY ADVANCED

(The mood was right. The murmur of the television was barely audible in the background, a breeze leaked in from the window. It felt simple. Right. He looked over her, drinking in her simple, easy beauty. He wanted her. He needed her. Everything was in order, except that she was not in his hands. He gripped his fingers around her exterior, anxious to turn her on. She felt smooth, even fragile, in between his palms. He was ready to begin.
Suddenly, she began to shake. He had no idea what was happening. He was so excited, so ready, and all of the sudden, the "right" mood was broken. His excitement fell apart, he was no longer interested. He wasn't even concerned with her violent buzzing and shaking. He slid to unlock, and read the text.
"Hey, you wanna Kik?") (omg that was so bad i cant write at all but i had to)
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
OMG YOU CAN WWAAHAHHTHTH

(im getting that story tattooed on my arm)
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
TECHNOLOGYYWYWYBC

(im submitting it to a p///rn site becausE)
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
WHOADKKSAJK;

(turn it into a video omfg)
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
NOOOBUTT SIRIUSLY WHATS UR KIK????????WHOAA SO DIRTY

(I don't think my phone would appreciate being s.exualiяzed like that)
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
OMG ITS FOLIEADUDE (creative right) BUT MY IPOD IS CHARGING RN AN DI HAVE TO GO DO CHORES SO IT'LL BE A WHILE TILL I CAN ANSWER ANYTHING

(i dont tihnk ur phone can appreciate anything its a phone)
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
SURe BRO ILL SEND U A MESSAGE BUT I PROBS WONT RESPOND LATER BECAUSE CONCERTTTYBFEJLIREG

(dont insult my phone like that they have feelings too its cryin rn)
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