reasons why i'd be a good valentine:
 

- i'm the best valentine ever.
- not that i've ever been a valentine
- but im pretty sure i am and you dont know until you try
- if you be my valentine ill touch your butot
- 10/10 dentists recommend me to touch your butot
- i see no downside to this
- i can bake cookies and if you become my valentine ill probably bake some for you js
- im also really good at badly photoshopping valentine cards on the computer. i can do that. i can be that guy
- we can snuggle with cats but not too long or ill cry because i have computer separation issues btw
- i have low expectations of you as long as you shower you're good
- butots