When you sense an
oncoming lecture, follow these steps, and you should come out
alive.
1) Slap on a pair of headphones
2) Put on your favourite playlist and play that b.itch on full
blast 3)Look the person in the eye so they think you're
listening, and throw on your best Poker Face When you assume
they're asking questions, nod. If they look angry when you
nod, shake your head, or yell, "NO!" If it's not a
yes or no question......Well, you're pretty much doomed right there, my
friend.....
