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50 Pick Up Lines:

1. BABE IF YOU WERE A BOOGER I WOULD PICK YOU FIRST!
2. (BOY/GIRL), ARE YOU LOST BECAUSE HEAVEN IS A LONG WAY FROM HERE!
3. IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET, I WOULD PUT U AND I TOGETHER!
4. I HAVE SEEMED TO HAVE LOST MY NUMBER, CAN I HAVE YOURS?
5. I MAY NOT BE A GENIE, BUT I CAN MAKE ALL OF YOU DREAMS COME TRUE!
6. DO YOU HAVE A MAP? CAUSE HONEY I KEEP GETTING LOST IN YOUR EYES!
7. (BOY/GIRL) YOU MUST BE TIRED CAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY 
   ALL DAY!
8. IS THERE A MIRROR IN YOUR PANTS? CAUSE I CAN SEE MYSELF IN THEM!
9. IS YOUR NAME SUMMER? BECAUE YOU ARE SOO HOTT!
10. EXCUSE ME I THINK YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN YOUR EYE..OH WAIT ITS JUST
    A SPARKLE!
11. DID YOU FART? CAUSE YOU JUST BLEW ME AWAY!
12. HERE I AM! NOW WHAT WERE YOUR OTHER TWO WISHES?
13. IS YOUR NAME GILLETTE? BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET!
14. DO YOU HAVE A SUNBURN OR ARE YOU ALWAYS THAT HOTT?
15. I HOPE YOU KNOW CPR CAUSE YOU JUST TOOK MY BREATH AWAY!
16. BABY I WAS JUST MAKING A TO-DO LIST AND I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD
    PUT YOU ON THE TOP OF IT!
17. IF YOU WERE A BURGER IN MCDONALDS THEY WOULD CALL YOU MCGORGEOUS!
18. MY CAR JUST GOT TOWED, CAN I HAVE A RIDE IN YOURS?
20. HOW BOUT YOU, ME AND PRIVACY?
21. ARE YOU A MAGNET? CAUSE I AM ATTRACTED TO YOU!
22. WAS THAT AN EATHQUAKE OR DID YOU JUST ROCK MY WORLD?
23. IM NOT DRUNK, IM JUST INTOXICATED BY YOU!
24. ARE YOU A LIGHT SWITCH? CAUSE YOU ARE TURNING ME ON!
25. WHEN GOD MADE YOU, HE WAS JUST SHOWING OFF!
26. DID YOU JUST COME OUT OF THE OVEN? CAUSE YOURE SO HOTT IT HURTS!
27. I DONT HAVE A LIBRARY CARD BUT CAN I CHECK YOU OUT?
28. ARE YOU A PARKING TICKET? CAUSE YOUVE GOT "FINE" WRITTEN ALL
    OVER YOU!
29. I WISH YOU WERE DSL SO I COULD HAVE HIGH SPEED ACCESS!
30. I CAN TELL THE FUTURE, AND ITS YOU GIVING ME YOUR NUMBER!
31. YOU HAVE BEEN VERY NAUGHTY! GO TO MY ROOM!
32. DO YOU HAVE A QUATER? CAUSE I WANT TO CALL YOUR PARENTS AND THANK
    THEM!
33. YOURE CURVIER THAN A COUNTRY ROAD!
34. YOU LOOK A LOT LIKE MY FUTURE (WIFE/HUSBAND)!
35. DO YOU MIND IF I STARE AT YOU UP CLOSE INSTEAD OF ACROSS THE ROOM?
36. I MEMORIZED EVERY PHONE NUMBER IN THE PHONE BOOK BUT I MANAGED
    TO HAVE LOST YOURS...IM GOING TO NEED TO GET THAT!
37. CAN I HAVE YOUR ADDRESS SO SANTA KNOWS WERE TO PICK YOU UP?
38. HEY IF I KISS YOU WOULD I GET SLAPPED?
39. IS THIS REAL OR AM I HAVING THAT DREAM AGAIN?
40. DONT LEAVE YET! WE HAVENT HAD A CHANCE TO TALK YET!
50. YOURE SO BEAUTIFUL YOUR BIRTHDAY SHOULD BE A NATIONAL HOLIDAY!



*credit goes to pretty much everyone*
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50 Pick Up Lines: 1. BABE IF YOU WERE A BOOGER I WOULD PICK YOU

8 faves · 1 comments · Mar 26, 2009 5:15pm

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xoxMeanie44 · 1 decade ago
Thats only 40:p
skips from 40 to 50:p
Haha good list tho:)
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