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Winnie the Pooh: "If you live to be 100, I want to         live to be 100 minus one day so i never have to live without you..."
5 Year Old: *giggles* 
5 Year Old: Pooh is my FAAAVORITE! 
5 Year Old:*runs over to 2-year-old sister playing
hide and go seek with her baby blanket* 

2 Year Old: Hi! Where is blankie?
5 Year Old: Katelyn, If you live to be 100, I want to be 100 minus one day so I never have to live without you!
Katelyn: Kowsey! WHERE IS BLANKIE?!
5 Year Old: *runs over to teenage brother messing with his gumball machine*
16 Year Old: *rushes to cover spilled soda (on white carpet) with rug*
5 Year Old: What's that?
16 Year Old: Soda, but if you don't tell Mom I'll give you a gumball!
5 Year Old: *grabs a gumball*
5 Year Old: Nope.
16 Year Old: Uggghhhhh!
5 Year Old: David, If you live to be 100, I want to be 100 minus one day to I never have to live without you!
David: Good. Then I at least get to live ONE DAY OF MY LIFE without you! Kelsey, you suuuuuuck!
David: *shoves 5-year-old out the door*

 
I was watching David's kids last night and his three year old was jumping around and bothering her little brother (who was in my arms) while watching Tigger's Movie on Netflix and I was reminded of the stain on my bedroom floor (which used to be his...) Huh.
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Winnie the Pooh: "If you live to be 100, I want to live

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