I know it's not the most sane of me Being
a Hogwarts student in Gryffindor
Having the wits of a Ravenclaw
And my best friends being Fred and George
To be in love with a death-eater
A bit older than me
I met him during the Tri-Wizard Tournamet
I am of the house of Gryffindor And I am in love with Barty
Crouch Jr.