I'm sitting in study hall today and Elijah (a 10th grader who
goes to my school) walked up to me, and this is what he said:
Elijah: do you ever hear people complaining about their phones
being slow?
Me: yeah. Why?
Him: well, its like holy sh/t! It's going all the way to space
and back! Give it a second!
This is kid is hilarious. This quote is pointless but i thought
it was funny and would brighten someone's day.