Dad: I can't believe you. All you do all vacation Is sit on your computer all day. You are such a couch potato (Me: *thinking*Correction. I'm a couch penguin.) You're going to grow up and have no job, no income, and all you're gonna do is just sit on the computer. (Me: *thinking*I'll just marry a rich person..)And I won't help you, or send you money. You need to get out, make some friends. (Me: *thinking* No one cute lives in this city, Dad.) I know what I'm going to do. New Rule: time limit on the computers. What if your mom saw you on the computer all say? (Me:*thinking* She wouldn't care...)She wouldn't stand for it. You should be ashamed of yourself. When I was a kid, we had no computer. We played outside. We put rocks in socks and threw them up in the air, and I always got hit on the head (Me:*thinking* That explains a lot, doesn't it?)Because my brothers horsed around. But look at me today! I'm perfectly healthy, And a Dad with a job and a family. But I'm tired of you spending the entire day on the internet, Young Lady. This is going to change. 
Me:
Dad:
Me: Okay, Dad. What ever you say.