Top 10 reasons to date a guitar player:

10-They can move their fingers really fast
9-They can rock all night long
8-They love to make you scream
7-They love to practice
6-They dont mind workin in groups of 3 or more
5-There are no limitations to what they can do
4-They love trying out new instruments
3-They always have a good handle on their heads
2-They love working with long hard instruments
1-They look so hot when they are hot and sweaty