What I think putting on eye make-up:
 "Okay eyeshadow, come at me." 
-done-
"wow, that looks amazing. I hope my right eye looks as good." 
"Right eye, don't mess with me." 
-5 seconds later- 
"HOLY DFJKDJ WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? AM I A SNOW MONSTER OR SOMETHING? THIS LOOKS TERRIBLE." 
-redo- 
" maybe no one will notice" 
"Eyeliner. Not gonna poke my eye." 
-one eye poke later- 
"MOTHER OF WHALES THIS HURTS SO BAD. WHY NOT JUST KILL ME GOD? OH MY GOSH. HOW AM I GONNA SURVIVE?" 
-done-
"for the love of life, why do i have to be a girl?" 


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