me: what did earth say to the other planets?
my friend: i dont know, what?
me: you have no life
me: HAHAHAHHAAHAHAH
me: OMFG WHY AM I SO GOD DAMN FUNNY
me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
me: HAHAHHAHA WHY ARENT I A COMEDIAN
my friend:
obama:
cookie monster:
steve:
one direction:
my mom:
grandma:
me: i should probably just stop
