When me and my family went to america just after the royal wedding
lady: wow you're british
me: yeah
lady: how was the royal wedding you were obviously invited england is only a small place you all must of been there.
me: er no it's not that small
lady: don't lie to me little girl.
me: (starts laughing) ok then, i am kate middeltons best friend we go out for dinner all the time and the royal family love me i am their most favourite person in the world we have roast dinner every sunday together, (in posh voice) now i must go i need to call the queen to organize our next gathering.


Funniest thing ever.