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'Sir.
Just wondering, what would you do for a chocolate bar?'
'What would I do for a chocoate bar? Well.
'I wouullddd,
'Steal from an old lady,
'I would join the US Navy
'I would ride around with batman all day long.'
'Go away'
'Hit short round with my truck
'tell the Jo Bros that they suck
'and keep going with this Catchy craapppy song.'
'Wow, I think that was pretty impressive,
'I think you deserve your  Cho-'
'I woouullllddd,
 'Take off all my clothes,
'punch Darth Vader in the nose'
'What the hell?'
'Tell Luke Im his father till he cries,'
'Im not gonna cry.'
'Poke Jabba in the Belly
'shave the hair off my friend Kelly'
'What the Ffff-'
'and I would shoot you in the head and watch you diee.'
'Whoa, that was a great answer! I think that was my fav-
'Wait what was the last part?'

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'Sir. Just wondering, what would you do for a chocolate bar?'

0 faves · Dec 30, 2012 4:19am

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