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Cailym

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Member Since: 2 Oct 2012 03:21am

Last Seen: 25 Aug 2013 04:42am

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DAMN I LOVE SUGAR!
  1. Cailym Cailym
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 2:31am UTC
    I dont know what I did to make people hate me.
    But I did.
    And they broke me and my boyfriend up.
    Why me?
    </3

  2. Cailym Cailym
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 10:28pm UTC
    First day of highschool was perfect ;]
    In class I..: Sat their with my arms folding thinking, hate you, your ugly etc. And not talking
    Outside: Runs around screaming head off
    I actually gt asked if I was
    psycho.

  3. Cailym Cailym
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 2:01am UTC
    My dad called me a pimple faced freak,
    It hurt.

  4. Cailym Cailym
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 3:01am UTC
    hmm.... i've been thinking bout you, coz ive missed u sooo muchhh, and thinking if how beautiful you are in side and out! :]
    This is what the guy I like TOLD me.
    He also said Hows my pinky
    I died

  5. Cailym Cailym
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 3:16am UTC
    Love is not Questioned.
    Its known

  6. Cailym Cailym
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 3:56pm UTC
    It scares me how much I like
    Him..

  7. Cailym Cailym
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 2:27am UTC
    I began talking to my crush once
    My friends kept telling me to shut up
    I ignored them and laughed them off
    Afterwards they told me I looked like I had a tomato Smashed into my face.
    I died.

  8. Cailym Cailym
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 4:12am UTC
    Bras are like
    Boob warmers

  9. Cailym Cailym
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 11:38pm UTC
    .: I Met Him On Omegle :.
    His name was Pewdiepie
    I almost. Died
    nmf

  10. Cailym Cailym
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 2:41am UTC
    He told me I was beautiful.
    He told me I was worth a million dollars.
    I stayed up until 5 am falling in love.
    He made sure I had no more contact with him.
    I felt my heart break.

  11. Cailym Cailym
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Me with my grandma christmas shopping for my present:
    Me: Lets buy some Earrings!
    Grandma: Not to expensive.
    Me: Deal
    -Walk into store-
    Me: OMFG GRANDMA THERES BUTTERFLIES EARRINGS
    Grandma:
    Shop assistant:
    Store:
    Mall:
    World:
    Me:Their on for 25 dollars.
    Grandma: Get them and run for it
    I love my grandma

  12. Cailym Cailym
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. Cailym Cailym
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 1:41am UTC
    asdfghjkl
    Say it. I dare you

  14. Cailym Cailym
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 1:27am UTC
    Talking to my guy friend:
    Me: Listen to it!!
    Him: Aha okay
    Me: yeah Bubby!
    Whoops..

  15. Cailym Cailym
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    I wear your Grandads clothes
    I look incredible

  16. Cailym Cailym
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    I was on Omegle with my best friend I did a dare to this random guy.
    I told him I had a Nicki Minaj Butt.
    He began to do roleplay then.
    Apparently he shoved me up on the wall and had random butt s-x with me.
    Me:
    Friend:
    Harry Potter:
    That guy:
    Unicorns:
    Smurfs:
    Santa:
    Mum:
    Dad:
    Sister:
    Brother:
    Cat:
    Dog:
    Fish:
    Chickens:
    Me: Im an eleven year old irl that just punkd you.
    Guy: Oh..
    Want some cookies?
    Me: Okay!
    Wtf just happened
    ps Im not 11 I just said that.

  17. Cailym Cailym
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 4:19am UTC
    'Sir.
    Just wondering, what would you do for a chocolate bar?'
    'What would I do for a chocoate bar? Well.
    'I wouullddd,
    'Steal from an old lady,
    'I would join the US Navy
    'I would ride around with batman all day long.'
    'Go away'
    'Hit short round with my truck
    'tell the Jo Bros that they suck
    'and keep going with this Catchy craapppy song.'
    'Wow, I think that was pretty impressive,
    'I think you deserve your Cho-'
    'I woouullllddd,
    'Take off all my clothes,
    'punch Darth Vader in the nose'
    'What the hell?'
    'Tell Luke Im his father till he cries,'
    'Im not gonna cry.'
    'Poke Jabba in the Belly
    'shave the hair off my friend Kelly'
    'What the Ffff-'
    'and I would shoot you in the head and watch you diee.'
    'Whoa, that was a great answer! I think that was my fav-
    'Wait what was the last part?'
    Lego guy singing gets gun
    Click click
    Boom

  18. Cailym Cailym
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 4:06am UTC
    I Like Big Butts and I cannot Lie.
    Baby got back. - Vanilla Ice
    Go Riley

  19. Cailym Cailym
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 4:02am UTC
    wtf
    Welcome to Facebook
    Liams quote

  20. Cailym Cailym
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 3:54am UTC
    I like your face do you like my song?
    Um what the hell am I listening too?
    Ready or not Bridget Mendler.

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