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2 faves · 5 comments · Jan 1, 1970 12:00am

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TurnThePaige · 1 decade ago
"Who are you?" she asked. He gave his famous answer:
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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
"I'm the doctor." he replied. "Doctor who?" She questioned. "Exactly." He replied
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of_mice_and_lucifer* · 1 decade ago
Meanwhile Jenny was is the Tardis, she encountered Dr. Who.
"WHO ARE YOU?", he said.
"I.. I'm Jenny.."
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Ellie_G · 1 decade ago
The doctor then grabbed her throat and flung her into the tardis, they went away to an alien planet and continued their fight
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onlyboyonthissite · 1 decade ago
Once there was a young boy named gerald. he had always had trouble with the ladies. One day he decided to ask his crush if she would like to hang out sometime. His crush said, "What, you? Gerald, you're joking, right?"
'ermm.... no....?'
"sorry not interested Gerald" so then Gerald said..."why?!"
"Because I like someone else, sorry" Gerald was depressed for a few months until he met Julie. Julie was a beautiful young lady, but she had a secret. She was hoarding monkeys with a fetish for oranges and an urge to rip out Gerald's throat, but she kept them under control with special medication given to her by Dr. Pepper who also slipped hot sauce into it. One day she decided to ask dr pepper why they were so spicy! he said, "It's a special ingredient that I use because it makes it work better, why are you tasting the medication?"
"because it smelled good" She then began twitching and she looked at the doctor. "What type of special ingredient?" She said."Crystal meth." He said.
"WHAT??!?!!", Julie shrieked
"yes," he said
Julie started freaking out, so she took out a knife and stabbed the doctor.
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