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my mom: Go to Jewel and buy some milk.
me: What if someone kidnaps me!
my mom: They'll bring you back.
me: What if they dont?!
my mom: Then i'm gonna miss you.

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my mom: Go to Jewel and buy some milk. me: What if someone kidnaps

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