Our conversation;
Me: All my friends have boyfriends, and I'm forever alone!
Him: I don't have a boyfriend, haha.
Me: You know what I mean, all my girl friends have boyfriends.
Him: I want a girlfriend really bad.
Me: So why don't you have one?
Him: I can't find one.
Me: I want a boyfriend really bad but, I can't find one.

In my head: OMG WHAT ARE WE SAYING LETS DATE AHH WHY ARE WE SO COMPLICATED