Set your hair on Fire

Poke a stick at a grizzly Bear

Eat medicine thats out of date

Use your private part as Prianna bait

Dumb way to Die

So many Dumb ways to Die

Dumb ways to Di-e-e-e

So many dumb way to Die

Get your toast out with a fork

Do your own electrical work

Teach your self how to fly

Eat a two week old unrefrigirated pie

Dumb way to Die

So many Dumb ways to Die

Dumb ways to Di-e-e-e

So many dumb way to Die

Invite a psycho killer inside

Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride

Take your helmet off in outer space

Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb way to Die

So many Dumb ways to Die

Dumb ways to Di-e-e-e

So many dumb way to Die

keep a rattle snake as a pet

Sell both your kidneys on the internet

Eat a tube of super glue

"I wonder What does this RED button Do?"

Dumb way to Die

So many Dumb ways to Die

Dumb ways to Di-e-e-e

So many dumb way to Die

Dress up like a moose during hunting season

Disturb a nest full of wasps for no good reason

Stand on the edge of a train platform

Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing

Run across the tracks between the train platforms

They may not rhyme but they are quite possibly

The Dumbest ways to die

The dumbest ways to die

The Dumbest ways to Di-e-e-e

So many Dumb So many Dumb ways to die.....