First time putting in contacts:

Me: Wooo!!! Yeah!!! This is gonna be easy peasy japaneasy!!!

Me: ok, just gotta open the packet...Dang!! Some of the liquid came out!!!

Me: Now i gotta get the contact... HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET THIS THING OUT?!?!

Me: Ok... We got it out... It should be simple from now- OMG!!! IT FLIPPED!!! SH*T!!!! WHICH WAY IS THE RIGHT ONE?!?!


5 minutes later...

Me: awesome!!! Its the right way!!! Ok, just gotta keep my eye open while i- DAMN!!!! I BLINKED!!!

Me: Lets try this again... Almost.... *drops contact* Nooooo!!!! Er mah gerd... Where did it go??? THERE IT IS!!!! :D

Me: Lets try this again...


30 minutes later...

Me: OMG!!!! YES!!!! I GOT IT IN!!!! ER MAH GERD IT LOOKS SOOOO COOOOOL!!!!!


20 seconds later...

Me: Dang!!! Now i have to do the other side!!!


*repeats process*