*Me and my mom walking in our town*
Mom: Awh i love seeing old couples holding hands, i find
it so cute its like they found the love of their lifes and there
gonna be together forever
Me: Don't say that, this could be the old
ladys 4th marriage and she has another boyfriend in florida when
she visits
Mom: How do you know she goes to florida?
Me: Don't all old people go there in the
winter?
true story. mq
