You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
it was a mistake i was rushing to leave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
its on the coumputer so why even bother

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or a my space
pretty much or if they don't have a phone

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
its so much work getting up to the TV plus im lazy deal with it

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
i dont even have a job
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
hahah yea

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
yup

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 was missing.
no way it was since when!

10.) You ^scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
your right its not there

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
hahahahaha yea i am =]