Me and my mom's texts this
morning
mom: Theres a burglar in the
house
Me: OMG MOM CALL THE POLICE IM ON
MY WAY!!
mom: no theres a burglar in the
house!!!!
Me: i know im coming call the
cops get out!!
mom: theres a S Q U I R R E L in
the house
Me: MOM a squirrel are you
kidding me i almost had a heart attack!!
mom: autocorrect!!
