Guy on facebook: Hey cutie I love you, you have a nice a.ss
Me: OMG OMGOMG WHATD HE SAY I FEEL DIRTY IM GOING TO DIE WHAT DO I
REPLY IM GOING TO DIE I FEEL LIKE A S.LUT HELP ME DEAR LORD WHAT
DID I DO.
And that, ladies and gentleman, is why I'm single.
