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> Pick the month you were born:
> January-------I kicked
> February------I loved
> March--------I karate chopped
> April----------I licked
> May----------I jumped on
> June----------I smelled
> July-----------I did the Macarena With
> August--------I had lunch with
> September----I danced with
> October-------I sang to
> November-----I yelled at
> December-----I ran over
>
> Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> 1-------a birdbath
> 2-------a monster
> 3-------a phone
> 4-------a fork
> 5-------a snowman
> 6-------a gangster
> 7-------my mobile phone
> 8-------my dog
> 9-------my best friends' boyfriend
> 10-------my neighbour
> 11-------my science teacher
> 12-------a banana
> 13-------a fireman
> 14-------a stuffed animal
> 15-------a goat
> 16-------a pickle
> 17-------your mom
> 18-------a spoon
> 19------ - a Smurf
> 20-------a baseball bat
> 21-------a ninja
> 22-------Chuck Norris
> 23-------a noodle
> 24-------a squirrel
> 25-------a football player
> 26-------my sister
> 27-------my brother
> 28-------an iPod
> 29-------a surfer
> 30-------a homeless guy
> 31-------a llama

>
>  What is the last number of the year you were born:
> 1--------- In my car
> 2 --------- On your car
> 3 ----------- In a hole
> 4 ----------- Under your bed
> 5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
> 6 --------- sliding down a hill
> 7 --------- in an elevator
> 8---------- at the dinner table
> 9 -------- In20line at the bank
> 0 -------- in your bathroom

>
> Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
> White---------because I'm cool like that
> Black---------because that's how I roll.
> Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
> Red-----------because the voices told me to..
> Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
> Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
> Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
> Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
> Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
> Orange --------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
> Brown---------because I can.
> Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
> None----------because I can't control myself!


>Mine was "I ran over a monster becausebig bird said to an he's my leader." <3
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> Pick the month you were born: > January-------I kicked

2 faves · 2 comments · Mar 13, 2009 2:36pm

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miclab312 · 1 decade ago
i loved a stuffed animal because im sexy and i do what i want. lol, cool.
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lil_shawty · 1 decade ago
i ran over a football player because im sexie and i do what i want
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