Me trying on
jeans
Me: Oh
dear God its going to be a battle today
Me: Okay one leg in. let's take a 2 minute
break.
Me: K now the other leg
Me: Leg, please. Please please
Please.
Me: Ohmygawd it's in. EVERYONE IT'S
IN. EVERYONE, MY LEG IS IN THE HOLE
Me: k Where did the button go.
Me: Button, oh button, please button my
jeans
Me: Did the button just seriously...
Me: PRAISE THE LORD! I FOUND THE
BUTTON!
Me: k Now how shall I get the button in...
Me: SQUEEEZE. SQUEEZE EVERYTHING SQUEEZE BUTT
CHEEKS
Me: k Got the button
in
Me:
I think I'm suffocating
Me: Zipper, if you zip, I will give you
pleasure.
Me: Zipper, if you zip, I will just love you
everyday.
Me: Zipper, f*ck you.
Me: WAIT IM SORRY
Me: I can just like eat healthy and run and
stuff and then it will zip
Me: Lol nope. Ima go buy some
sweatpants
nmf/my
quote.
