I kissed my dog because I'm the coolest and I do what I want.

Pick the month you were born:
January - I kicked
Feburary- I loved
March - I karate chopped
April - I tasted
May - I sat on
June - I smelled
July - I KISSED
August - I had lunch with
September - I danced with
October - I sang to
November - I yelled at
December - I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1 - a birdbath
2 - a monster
3 - a phone
4 - a fork
5 - a snowman
6 - a gangster
7 - my cell phone
8 - my dog
9 - my best friends' boyfriend
10- my neighbour
11 - my science teacher
 12 - a banana
13 - a fireman
14 - a laptop
15 - a goat
16 - a pickle
17 - your mum
18 - a spoon
19 - a smurf
20 - a baseball bat
21 - a ninja
22 - Chuck Norris
23 - a noodle
24 - a squirrel
25 - a football player
26 - my sister
27 - my brother
28 - an ipod
29 - a surfer
30 - a llama
31 - A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because I'm hot like that.
Black - because thats how I roll.
Pink - because I'm NOT crazy.
Red - because the voices told me to.
Blue - because I'm the coolest and I do what I want.
Green - because I think I need some serious help.
Purple- because I'm AWESOME!
Grey - because Big Bird said to and he is my leader.
Yellow - because someone offered me $1,000,000.
Orange - because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway .
Brown - because I can.
Other - because I'm a Ninja !
None - because I can't control myself !