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Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you.
Boy: love you more...

-After heart surgery-

Girl: *looks around* where is he?
Dad: Where do you think you got the heart?
Girl: *beginnings crying*
Dad: Im just kidding, he went to the bathroom.
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Girl: I'm having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl:

2 faves · 1 comments · Sep 11, 2012 4:29pm

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UnSpokenMemories · 1 decade ago
HAHAHA i love this<33
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