*Me at the doctors
office*
Me: Ew it smells in here
Me: Why is the lady taking forever
Me: Okay screw this I'm leaving
Me: Oh there you are
Me: I thought you had gotten shot
Me: Lololol what if a robber just burst through the
window
Me: Then he would need some medicial assistance
Me: Hahahaha
Mom: Honey, why are you laughing?
Me: Oh uhh, I saw a bug. Silly bug.
Me: Good cover *pats self on back*
Me: HOOOLY ASDFGHJKL THAT LOOKS LIKE A
NEEDLE
Me: GET ME OUT OF HERE
Me: F.UCK ALL OF YOU
Me: Oh, that wasn't so bad.
Me: JK THAT F.UCKING HURT LIKE A B.ITCH
Me: No prize?
Me: Die, peasant.
